Future Movie Masterpieces

Ah, long time no write. Life sure catches up on you! I was inspired to write today by my little brother, Jarom.

Sometimes I wonder just what goes on in the mind of and eight year old. Are they obsessed with destroying things because its "cool" and all the other eight year olds are also obsessed with them, or are their minds really just fascinated by the more gruesome and obscure areas of the world?

The other day Jarom approached me and asked me to write a list of "movies" to be shown at the theatre he had made out of lego bricks. So I took a piece of paper and had to control my horror/laughter as I wrote out his list:

Baby of Death

Already been produced, Chucky.

Aliens Invade the Earth

Also already been produced, Signs

Exploding Worlds

Very Original, Jarom. I would deffinitely see it based only on the title.

Superman Vs. Batman

Already been produced, with basically the same title. I think this was his only somewhat normal suggestion.

Getting Tortured by Paper

... oh my heavens... lets picture this movie for a moment. People sit around and torture each other with endless paper cuts.

Dwarves in War

I just got chills. A thriller, for sure.

Mimes and Indians

Since cowboys and indians wasnt good enough for some.

The Video Game that Blows up Your Mind

You could introduce this one with "based on a true story"

Exploding Faces

Ok, honestly who would go see this movie? Who wants to sit around and watch people's faces explode for two hours?

The House that Came Alive

I guess this all depends on if its a friendly house or a nasty one.


Seriously here, who thinks of these things? Almost all of these have some reference to dying and the others are just plain bizarre. My personal favorites are "Baby of Death" "Getting Tortured by Paper" and "Dwarves in War". Maybe one day we will see these future masterpieces on the big screen.